Impulsive Buy

Here is one particular product that I think is super gross reviewed at the www.theimpulsivebuy.com. Plus, the reviewer is pretty darn funny.

Ankle Love

H: I don’t care what ppl say…manpris rock out.

K: Those are linen manpris. Manpris do not rock out.

H: They SO rock out…I love them on him…

K: He looks gay. There is nothing sexy about ankles, especially man ankles. Plus, he has a hummingbird on his shirt.

H: I love guy’s feet and ankles especially if they’re tan .. *hurriedly working to GIS Jake G (Gyllenhal). in manpris – convinced that even he wears them*

K: Long short = yeah! Short pants = nay! Trying bring out the Jake G on me are you.

H: Tried but failed in my attempts to prove the sexiness of the manpri…

EVERYBODY PANIC!!!!!!

H:Office printers 'are health risk'

D: Is it riskier than working in pee? Because basically that’s what we’ve been doing since Monday right?

K: We have been working in PEE??!!!??? I thought it was WATER!!???!!!

H: IT WAS PEE WATER. So you were both right.

Slate Article

H:I love how this guy writes – I love reading his articles.
http://www.slate.com/id/2171292/nav/tap1/

K:Man, I love CuteOverload on a bad day.


H:I miss having a fluffy kitty in the house.

K:Dooce just cracked me up enough to make me chuckle loudly.

H:GEORGE! Totally busted up their nasty party.

K:Muhaha. Some guy just walked by at the exact moment I giggled at your comment and waved at me, like I was smiling ecstatically at him.

H:LOL!!! You made his day.

K:AWESOME! He probably thought I thought he was hot.

H:Was he?

K:Unless you consider Archie Bunker to be hot, no.

H:Hmmm…wait…lemme think about it….um. Nope.

K:Apparently I know him. He just walked in to talk to me. He totally checked out my tatas from his above my vantage point.
I feel like I need a shower now. Visually groped.

H:LOL Is his last name Bobber?

K:No, I can’t recall his name. He had the advantage of my office name plate. I had none.

H:LOL – I was trying to make a joke. Bobber…the perv…

K:Yeah, I know.Did you enjoy talking to the visual assaulter?

H:LOL!!!!!!!!!
Ewww..he’s totally Archie Bunker.