I wish I was a little bit taller.

I wish I was a:
photographer
painter
landscape artist
designer
architect
fashion model
successful blogger
graphic designer
something cool and artistic...


Also, to the prank caller who called me an absolutely ridiculous number of times yesterday. I say that you are an annoying overachiever, have over-the-top phone skills, entirely uncreative in your animal sounds, have smoked entirely too much meth, and should come up with some new adjectives to describe a person's less than desireable qualities. If I could just have an intellectual harass me for once and call me things like "pretentious" or "unenergetic" or "vaginally challenged" and can consolidate it into 1 meaningful phone call, I could at least respect that. Instead, I get a hillbilly.

Suck it.