I dreamt of Britney Spears last night.

When he gets up, he leaves a white shadow.
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No seriously, I did dream of Britney Spears last night.

It all started with Beau and I riding his motorcycle down a country road, when we happened upon her estate (which oddly featured a strip mall, but whatever). She was walking by, looking like she did in her most recent interview with Matt Lauer, and I got very jealous that Beau was looking at her.

So I yelled at him, and he drove off.

She asked my why I was so angry and I said that I thought she was a bitch. We then went into her estate and K-Fed was there with Sean Preston in a stroller. I held Sean for awhile and discussed my feelings of jealousy and anger towards her with her. She seemed to care at first, but then was irritated with my obvious immaturity and low self esteem. I realized what a pest I was being by venting my low self-confidence on her and decided to leave. She seemed pleased with my decision and walked me out to my car (which mysteriously appeared). She said that alot of people feel this way about her but that there is nothing that she could do about it, thats why she was irritated, not that she didn't care. She said that I should go find Beau and happiness, like she has found with K-Fed and stop worrying so much about little things. She said I should work on my self-confidence. As I drove away from her estate, the guards closed the gate and thats the last time I ever saw Britney Spears.

Dreams are so wierd. Perhaps I have been keeping up on celebrity life just a little much lately.