I Interrupt Todays Programming for this Important Announcement

The Kristine’s Digestive System show is not running as regularly scheduled.
Act 1: Liquids, seems to be showing up and putting on its normal show.
Act 2: Solids however has stood us up 2 days in a row.
No refunds have been granted.
We are wondering where all the ticket profits are going. We are afraid Act 2 will show up and put on a surprise grand finally.
OR
Shut the whole show down and causing an emergency investigation.

Please stay tuned for further announcements.



No really, I have a CT scan of my abdomen this Thursday to see if I have a hernia or something. Whatever it is, it hurts, is causing some problems, and needs to stop immediately.