I wish I was a little bit taller.

I wish I was a:
photographer
painter
landscape artist
designer
architect
fashion model
successful blogger
graphic designer
something cool and artistic...


Also, to the prank caller who called me an absolutely ridiculous number of times yesterday. I say that you are an annoying overachiever, have over-the-top phone skills, entirely uncreative in your animal sounds, have smoked entirely too much meth, and should come up with some new adjectives to describe a person's less than desireable qualities. If I could just have an intellectual harass me for once and call me things like "pretentious" or "unenergetic" or "vaginally challenged" and can consolidate it into 1 meaningful phone call, I could at least respect that. Instead, I get a hillbilly.

Suck it.

OMG OMG OMG

For some reason I just have to type here RIGHT NOW that I really want a new laptop with wireless internet access in my house with a networked printer.

Oh yeah, and I want an iPod shuffle.

Oh and I want my house back to normal - like PRONTO!!!

5 Quirks

1. I carry my purse with only the first three fingers. Pinky and thumb are free.



2. When I eat bread I peel the crust off the whole thing, eat that from one end to the other. Then I tear the bread into 4s, and roll each into a little log - then nibble.



3. I eat sliced cheese much like #2. I prefer low moisture cheese so I can cut off a hunk and when I break it apart, I can eat each little curd on its own.



4. I eat all the little balls in Tapioca pudding one at a time - squishing each with my teeth.



5. I avoid walking on metal grates.